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[mirristry]

Leave Phil a message here!

Comments

[tigrisfang]

beer.

drumk? it's midday?? im not like

[ Actually, he can't decide who he's not like. Plenty of Salvation Front members give him headaches, but not really over drinking...

He thinks about that a while and just sends it as-is. ]

[mirristry]

[... yeah Phil is pretty sure you're drunk, buddy. Did you fight a beer (or an entire six pack) and lose? Is that what happened here?]

Where are you right now? I'm coming to find you.

[Implying that Phil is at all capable of physically carrying/dragging Marcus anywhere once he gets there.]

[tigrisfang]

trees

[ Wait! Wait. If Phil comes he's going to try to fight a bear, and then what! ]

NO
stahy home

[mirristry]

You're in a tree?? While drunk??

[AND YOU SAY HE HAS BAD JUDGMENT--]

Don't try to climb back down until I get there!

[tigrisfang]

NO

[ Maybe if he just keeps saying this... ]

wait whats plan. let me falllll on you/

[mirristry]

I think you'd squash me if you did...

[Marcus look at this man, he's a toothpick]

[tigrisfang]

exzactly
anyway im on the ground now

[ Now!! Nothing to worry about. ]

[mirristry]

And you still haven't told me exactly where you are beyond "trees." I may not be able to carry you home, but I can at least help you get there.

[With no (significant) judgment because, y'know, being carried out of the bar like a sack of potatoes over Marcus' shoulder and all.]

[perfectlie]

[ phone soundly swiped, sorry, it's still coming from marcus's name ]

no. marcus is going to fight a bear. it has been troubleing everyone and i have told him he has to take care fo it so he's going to take ca reof it. thank you for your soncern but there is no need to worry because he seems very strong and and i will be with him




[ WHOEVER "I" IS??? ]

I'm sobbing, this is amazing

[mirristry]

[WAIT WAIT WAIT HE DIDN'T MEAN "BEER"??? HELLO???]

Who is this? Why do you have Marcus' phone?

What is going on?

[...]

Just

stay right there, I'm coming to find you

[MARCUS AND WHOEVER "YOU" IS]

i'm glad you're enjoying it

[perfectlie]

[ ......... no.............. if he gets caught here, then he won't see a bear fight......... he might get in trouble and sent home......... what about his date with hiiro.................. this is going terribly wrong. ]

i hope you trip

... the sad part is, that's a very realistic thing to happen to Phil LMFAO

[mirristry]

[... OUCH. Talk about a successful threat there.]

Wait

at least tell me where this bear is so I know where to come looking for you

[Is that to Marcus? To this mysterious stranger? Or to both? Honestly, does it really matter at this point?

LMFAO good.

[perfectlie]

stupid idiot moron who deosnt know where bears live

[mirristry]

[Ouch x 2]

I'm not that stupid

[Most of the time]

[tigrisfang]

srorry notme you'rea a genius
don't worry about the bear i got it

[ Aw yeah look how coherent that was!! Reassuring. ]

[mirristry]

[He's even more worried now!!!]

Marcus!

I'm coming to find you and I mean it

[WITH HIS SLOW-ASS MOVEMENT SPEED, RIP]